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When someone performs “the goat” but has a poopy asshole.
I walked in on colon in the shitter but he heard me coming. So he turned around and gave me a black sheep.
Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.
Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.
Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.
when you are cornered and out numbers by males against your will
tim: yeah, she texted me and completly sheep dogged me..
Sarah:you took it like a little bitch didn't you
A way to describe a situation in which one would not usually find ones self - an alternative relative to laddergoat when ones induvidual preference requires mutton to express hilarity at said unexpected situation.
Beco: My usb port is stuck on this church spire
KS: Oh Casino sheep your so random
Emma: There seems to be noodle all over my mitten
*plays chess*
Oh casinosheep your so random
A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.
Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.
Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.