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When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.
Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.
A person who speaks only one language.
What the fuck are you even talking about? What kind of words even are those? Stick to Australian if you're going to talk to me cunt, I'm single lingual, yeah?
Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .
Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this
reason
Definition 1: A Fancy Way Of Saying Single
Definition 2: Quandale Dingle Has No Girls
Alex: Man you such a single dingle.
Doug: What The Fuck.
A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
The action of having a girl watch you jerk off till completion just to cum on her Face
Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single