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when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.
Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
Do you wanna join Singles cult!?
As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.
"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"
Girls love him but he doesn't love girls he is a furious guy who loves to chill with the homies
Vithursan is a mourattu single
Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.
1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.
1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."
Just a nice guy.
2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"
You are trying to help.
3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."
You don't wanna remember.
4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."
You sadly have to remember.
5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."
You will never forget what he had done.
The single best friend .
When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone
Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle
"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)
2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)
3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)
etc