May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

May Day

A day made in honor of May, though this day can fall on any day of the year it is to honor, admire, appreciate, and celebrate May. This day usually falls on everyday of the year for Tlyer, as he always honors, admires, appreciates and celebrates May.
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)

SURPRISE MAY!! IT IS MAY DAY!! TIME TO APPRECIATE, HONOR, AND ADMIRE YOU MAY!! CAUSE IT'S MAY DAY!! IT IS MAY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

May 12

May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go

may 29

national be extra nice to your girlfriend day!

bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!

may bomb

A sudden gain of weight appearing after the first few months of the academic year; especially in catered university residences (southern hemisphere)

I need to the go to the gym, to get rid of dis may bomb

may 3

National give your gf a hug day

“It’s may 3 I want a hug” “ok😘”