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Invented by skateboarder Christian Hosoi, the skater grabs the board out from under them, does a christ on the cross pose in mid air, with arms spread, and then returns the board to there feet to land.
He pulled a christ air over the spline
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bel air is an average middle class suburban town in maryland. there are hundreds of towns exactly like bel air throughout the country. people drink, smoke pot, use drugs, and have sex....just like they do in every other town! all in all it is a descent place to live compared to other areas of the world.
roomate 1: yeah, i live in bel air, we are so crazy because we smoke pot.
roomate 2: dude, every town is like that, get over yourself.
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to expell gas while deficating.
My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.
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When a pilot receives a blow job, similar to road head.
James: "That flight attendant gave me the best air head I've had in a long time!"
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1) A type of tasty candy that can come in a wide variety of flavors.
2) What about 70% of people on the earh can seem like.
The air head candy can seem smarter than some air headed people.
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is a mixture of 4 groups of people, thugs who get fucked up, preppy kids who get fucked up, the kids that fall in between and get fucked up, and then the dorky kids that don't go out everynight, black out and bang some skee-o. The thugs dont respect the preppy kids cause they think they're gay, preppy kids don't respect the thugs cause they think they're gay, and no one respects the dorky kids cause their virgins. The other guys manage to do alright for themselves, and can be found smoking a blunt, chugging a beer, or disrespecting a girl, in a public place or private, at basically any time of the day. Some kids hang out at harford mall and the superfresh parking lot, both of which are gay. Some kids get wasted in eachothers houses, but NO ONE consistently has something great to do. Tree is easier to get then beer, and chances are in the course of your time here, at least 150 people WILL talk shit about you behind your back. You'll also have at least two run-ins with kids whom you've never met but somehow managed to piss off.
"Yo mother fucker i heard you been talking mad shit yo"
"Who are you? You smell."
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Interestingly enough your average airmen can out shoot any other military person. Has the highest number of ground combat kills and the lowest number of ground combat deaths in the 3 most recent wars. Was smart enough to bring A/C to a place where everyone was told it would be hot. Does their job so well that they have time to sit around the break room and watch TV because nothing is broken and all the available flight crews have already taken jets and taken off to save the sorry ass marines and army. Unlike the army our uniforms look like a uniform and an airmen is capable of manipulating a button, no zippers required. Next time your crying about how easy the air force has it you should stop to realize you knew that before you joined (insert other branch here) and started yourself on the road of bad decisions.
"Look at those dumb Air Force guys over there in their air conditioned tents.. they think they are so smart..... man I wish I had air conditioning.. I'm such a dumbass." -any "soldier" in any other branch.
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