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The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life
-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
The route to hell used to install a browser,
I was using internet explorer, its this piece of crap I had to use to install Firefox from
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A browser that is best used for downloading other browsers, such as Chrome or Firefox.
(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed
Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.
Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
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In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
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