I hate that i love you

when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.

i hate that i love you

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I know you ain't talking

When someone is trying to roast you but he did something lamer than you.

-DAMN, your haircut is so ugly!
-BITCH! I know you ain't talking with that shitty ass fade.

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I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.

Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??

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I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.

Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

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I love you to the moon and back

It means I love you more than anything.

I love you to the moon and back.

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i miss you balik kana

"i miss you balik kana" translates directly to "i miss you come back" and is mostly used online

tangina ayoko na i miss you balik kana

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i want you here and now

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

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