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When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.
This fart is on the tip of my anus.
An exclamation when someone says something and younhave no clue how to reply. Mostly used in kik chats with the intention of annoying someone.
1- Lmao
2- bitch anus blacm
A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
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During gay sex, you initialize the anus by using warm based lubricants to sooth the rectum. when the other male is ready you stick anything and everything up your gay partners ass.
Johnny- "hey bobby, how about you grab the K-Y, and start massaging my anus so we can be intrigued by the brutal anus fingerbang."
bobby- "OKAY!!"
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The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.
"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"
"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."
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