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National Paul has to send nudes day
person: aye paul take out the dick and snap me a pic
paul: hell nah bro i’m not gonna do that
person: you have no choice it’s april 23rd
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Anyone who is born this day is already absolutely amazing, literally no doubt. Last day of the powerful zodiac sign Aries. April Aries literally so cool.
"They was born on April 19?" "They're so cool!"
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National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.
It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.
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1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.
2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.
1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.
2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.
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1. Oh shit we gotta bring our airhorns to school on the April 25 2. We gotta party likes its 4/25
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A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born
I wish I was born on April 13th!
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