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National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.
It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.
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Anyone who is born this day is already absolutely amazing, literally no doubt. Last day of the powerful zodiac sign Aries. April Aries literally so cool.
"They was born on April 19?" "They're so cool!"
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Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!
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1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.
2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.
1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.
2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.
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1. Oh shit we gotta bring our airhorns to school on the April 25 2. We gotta party likes its 4/25
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A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born
I wish I was born on April 13th!
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