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Were you have a group of friends who are very socially awkward, and they never speak.
Someone who is very antisocial.
"Wow, she's so socially awkward, she should so be apart of the socially awkward gang!"
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when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.
Freind-laughs*
GF- STFU
Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.
Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.
Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?
Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
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Awkward Pause is the name of an Improvisation troupe based out of Denver, Colorado. The troupe has six members, all in high school.
"Hey, I'm bored, what should we do tonight?"-girl #1
"Oh i know! Let's go see Awkward Pause perform!"-Girl #2
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When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves
At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night
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N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.
V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
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A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.
Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.
John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.
Jane: That was me...
John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-
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