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a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.
VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)
person: bagel 2020
other person: YES
when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open
fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night
A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.
James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!
when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis
wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!