Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”
Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”
When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE
"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"
The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple
When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”