A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"
Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.
Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies
Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!
Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..
an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.
sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.
When you insert your penis anally and proceed to urinate, filling the girl like a water balloon.
I gave her a really good Bangladesh Balloon
When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.
Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!
“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry
Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly