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One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.
Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.
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When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.
After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.
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When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath
Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb
When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.
I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!
the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.
Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.
When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath