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Ejaculating into a tissue, paper towel, washcloth, etc. and then rubbing the "cloth" into someone's face.
I gave my girlfriend a Green Bay Cheesecloth last night when she was on the computer. She didn't talk to me the rest of the night.
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This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide
between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.
Southside is in Half Moon Bay.
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i took this huge chavy dang bay which bloked up the toilet and shot me in the head
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Junior Hockey Program.
This Junior Program is a nitty gritty style of hockey. Getting in the dirty areas and scoring the garbage goals. Though not always the most skilled team, they are one of the hardest working teams. Built for toughness and physical play. The word flashy hasn't been spoken in the locker rooms since 98. The best way to put the Bay State Breakers is they are a bunch of scummy plumbers, who have a good time and play hard.
Bay State Breakers
To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.
After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.
Receiving a rim job on your back while simultaneously getting a hand job with your legs up in the air, imitating a snorkel.
Damn, Justin...did you really get a Tampa Bay Snorkel from that GILF after she banged Mandingo?