The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.
When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.
“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”
A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.
Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!
The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.
Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.
Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock
Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.
When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.
That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?