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When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)
"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."
"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."
"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."
When your boyfriend senses if someone if hitting on you, if you're sad etc.
"How did he know he was hitting on me?"
"Boyfriend Senses."
Someone who has an ex-girlfriend
It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
Leo is cool, lovely, kind AND SHORT. Onyx's boyfriend also. He loves his friends so much and also leave them on read 😂 (not funny). If u want to be friends with him send him funny and relatable Pinterest pictures!
Anyone: Look at Onyx's boyfriend!
His followers: He left me on read..
The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.
I got an army Boyfriend
A male whom is a temporary replacement for a male role for only a semesters length in a girls life. Needs certain attributes in order to keep the fling going and exciting. No strings attached unless otherwise clarified. it has to be very clear that the girl is using him for a placeholder until she finds Mr. right.
Kate: I'm hanging out with Kevin, and hes a lot of fun but i dont want anything serious so im going to make him my semester boyfriend.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.
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