side butt

A view of a girl (or guy's) ass from the side. While walking next to a girl, if you were to look at her from the side, you would only be able to see her side butt.

"Yo dude, check out that girl's side butt today. It looks so nice"

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butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

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butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

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butt snot

It's like snot from your nose, except it is primarily lodged in the rectum. Forms from excessive anal sex.

I wiped the dook off my ass, but instead there was butt snot.

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Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

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Jutt Butt

A person (usually a woman) who has a significantly protruding buttocks.

"Y'know, Jutt Butt, we could play a game of bridge on your ass." (Supposedly what Bob Hope once said to Doris Day)

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Butt Cleaner

One who licks, or cleans, the shit off of the ass hole and/or ass cheeks that was just taken on them.

She was his toilet, and butt cleaner.

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