a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again
ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty
a weirdo who uses Google too much.
Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.
Carl is an asshole. However he is good at giving advice and will make you laugh about your trauma. He is a short closeted gay man, he will never admit it to himself but his all his friends know. He's a bad texter :). overall 5.9/10 rating.
Person a: Hey did you see the new kid?
Person b: yeah he was so short definitely a carl!
Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
A person who huffs butane before oil wrestling his cousin
Did you hear Anthony went to the hospital for huffing butane? Hes acting like a real carl