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To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.
When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick
I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze
A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.
-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.
-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago
"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."