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christ injects

When South Korea was founded, christ injects formally big, was there to offer foods
some say he was a heroin addict others say he is the definition of crust.

Hey christ injects, will you help south korea?

by Naxalite October 10, 2023


Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.

Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.

by bodakun April 19, 2024


Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 22, 2017


Christ-gendered

A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.

How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.

by HardColdTruth May 3, 2024


Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022


Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.

I want that Christ cream

by christcreamer May 15, 2023


anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence

all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology

by Gambino6 July 15, 2023