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To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.
Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.
Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.
Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.
Chuck and Cheeky Monkey are two best pals who are incredible word-inventors and in fact, geniuses. But not P.C. Users. Well, sorta.
OMFG Chuck and Cheeky are such black clouds of hell and liars from hell. Respectively.
You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
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Chuck Norris is a puss.....
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz
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dave clark loves to chuck arse with his monday book!
i was going to the job centre and i seen dave chucking arse outsideheathy
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