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Middlebury College

A liberal arts college founded in 1800 and located in Middlebury, Vermont. Like the other 10 NESCACs, it is a great place to get an education. The college is especially renowned for its language, environmental studies and international studies programs, though psychology and economics are among its most popular majors.

The school has a new library, a giant science hall built in 1999 and expansive arts and athletics facilities among other buildings on campus. The White Mountains border the campus to the west, and the Green Mountains (where the college's alpine and cross-country skiing facilities are located) to the east. The town of Middlebury has around 9,000 inhabitants and lots of small shops.

Students arrive here with a diverse array of achievements, but they recognize that every Midd Kid around them is pretty darn smart as well, and thus are not pretentious or boastful in general. When not studying, they enjoy both drinking and playing in the snow. Skiing is a popular activity.

Middlebury isn’t perfect, of course. Racism and anti-homosexual sentiments do exist among some. Still, those who attend this college should be thankful for the wonderful people, facilities and resources around them.

Instead of listening to arguments among students as to which liberal arts school is "Number one," high school seniors should research their options to decide which school is #1 for them. About half of the class of 2013 applied early decision; apparently, they did just that.

"Tom, I hear you applied somewhere early decision. Did you know that Middlebury is one of the top colleges in the country? I know this because I read U.S. News."

"That's cool, Mr. Plummer, but so is Williams, which I chose because of its awesome tutorial programs and the number of Rhodes Scholars it has graduated."
"Sounds like you've done your research, Tom!"

"You go to Middlebury College? That school isn't even in the top 10 of the U.S. News rankings!"

"Way to use outdated statistics. Anyway, considering that I'm a language major who loves to ski, attending a school with a famous language program and its own ski hill seemed like a pretty good choice."
"Wait, you mean college rankings have changed in the last five years?"

by Wanderfalke May 16, 2010

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Junior College

Junior College = High School: part 2

Bob: man, I go to a Junior College, I feel like I'm in High School: Part 2

Rob: I know man, but its soooo easy!!

Bob: yea, Junior College is easy!

by salsa9417 August 9, 2006

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Utica College

A college that wishes it was a university. It's stuck in the middle of upstate new york. not only does it drain students of their money, but it also does not provide sufficient amount of financial aid. They treat their students like crap. With how cocky the football team is you think they would be able to have a winning season. Utica College really puts the UC in suck.

boy1 I'm going to Utica College in the fall.
boy2 Wow, good luck. It's bad news there.

by pinkcrazypants October 30, 2009

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Pomona College

The oldest and largest of the Claremont Colleges, perhaps the most prestigious; often just called Pomona. It is in the city of Claremont, not the city of Pomona.

You got into Pomona College! You must be awfully smart.

by ClaremontDave October 19, 2008

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Assumption College

AKA "Consumption College". Catholic institution located in the preppy rich kid section of Worcester, MA. Famous for its stuck up yet semi-retarded student community. Assumption is often seen as the booby farm for nerdy yet secretly gay WPI frat guys attempting to reaffirm their sexuality.

(In Worcester Club)
Guy: Hey, where do you go to school?
Girl: Assumption College, on Salisbury street
Guy: Oh, I go to WPI
Girl: You're sure I havent done you yet?

by Moooooose August 2, 2006

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Middlebury College

Middlebury College is widely regarded as one of the nation's very best liberal arts colleges. Middlebury's beautiful, wide-open campus has spectacular views of the Adirondacks and Green Mountains.

Middlebury has a wealthy endowment so students always have access to first-class facilities and the best professors around. The college is well-known for its rigorous curriculum. Middlebury has a robust study-abroad program with schools all around the world. The college can also boast of a 9 to 1 student-to-faculty ratio and classes with usually less than 16 students. Almost half of the students receive some form of need-based financial assistance to cover their education.

A very low acceptance rate means admissions can sculpt an academically-strong, talented and diverse incoming class. Middlebury students are distinguished by their academic excellence, creativity, self-direction and leadership.

Will: Hey, where did you go to school?

Tom: Middlebury College.

Will: That's awesome.

by DeanOfStuff June 2, 2010

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college dropout

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all falls down, through the wire, spaceship, jesus walks..just a few tracks

by burninwaffles March 21, 2004

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