A more aggressive version of clam slamming
We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.
Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.
When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.
She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.