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A case of swine flu contracted from an unhealthy level of cop exposure.
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From my experience with police officers, music that is considered bad music to those with a connection with the spirit,and usually reflects the cop, money and power hungry idiots who only know what is presented to them and have no soul
Cop music consists of commercial music with no soul created for primary purposes consisting of setting trends, keeping the masses stupid, and fame and fortune
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After some intense fourplay You tell your woman that you'll be right back and you head to the garage and flip all of the breakers off simulating the power going out. You grab your trusty flashlight (must be Maglite brand) and run back to the room. With all of the comotion she should be just as hot and there is nothing else to do, but proceed. In middle of going down on her, incorporate your trusty maglite into the mix, handle side, without her knowledge of what it is. When she asks why is it so cold and so hard, just turn on the light and say "Maglite baby!"
Donald: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Joe: "Our power went out and I banged my girl with my maglite!"
Donald: "So you played a real Rent-A-Cop huh, what she do, fix your sail sack ."
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A thing that most people don’t know and only heard it from rick and morty like me
That’s suicide by cop like from rick and morty
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Something to say when things don't go your way.
Your Worst rival in Halo 2 just killed you in a one-on-one, head on, strategical, skill-testing, adrenaline rushing, Sword vs. Shotgun duel...
"Boo The Cops!!"
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When i Male ejaculates in the females oral passage and the Female discharges her period blood into the Males Oral Passage and they then passionatly make out.
Girl : "i just did a 1440 over the Spine on HEELYS"!
Guy : "/care?, lets Rainbow cop"
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The act of stealing a money or drug drop off. Copping a drop off.
I cop drops like a boss - Slim Thug
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