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A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.
Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.
The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.
Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.
Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.
- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)
Crab Fighting ensues...
Winner gets the chair.
Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.
"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"
a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.
"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"
When a gay couple dance and have intercourses at the same time
Joe and Tim did the crab rave last night
Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."
Friend: you still dating destiney?
Me: naw man had to break up cuz she had crab legs