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A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.
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another name for catnip. though crack may not exactly be the best drug to describe catnip, "kitty crack" has a better ring to it than "kitty pot" or "kitty acid", yes?
Oreo's acting crazy again...must've gotten into that kitty crack.
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!. The species of goblins that you see when you are high on acid
or
!. A really ugly crackhead
You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
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The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
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a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are
"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"
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Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
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Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.
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