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The Crank

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.

“Look he’s cranking it
“That was a aggressive crank
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK

by NúzNation January 8, 2020


Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022


Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021


Cranking 90's

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him

"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"

by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021


crank on him

when you crank 90s on some shitter on fortnite

he's so bad i cranked on him so hard
crank on him

by Garbage kid February 22, 2021


crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 3, 2024

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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021