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When someone starts typing a reply and then nothing happens...
I texted him I liked him and then he went all dot n dash on me!
When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.
“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash
Person 1: Yo go 150 on the dash for da vid fham
Person 2 Okok snm
*crashes going 150 in a 40 zone and totals car*
Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.
I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.
A commercial-free, 70+ music stations from our 100% free app available for iPhone and Android.
You still pay for music? I don’t! I listen to Dash Radio.
When you enter a woman's Bar (The Arc Dutchy) and fill it with 35k men (Your Seamen) and leave her dismantled (Her Holy Roman Empire).
Damn Jeb you really did a Prussian Splash and Dash in 1566.
When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.
Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.