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A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.
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A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small
Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks
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a female masturbating on the beach.
It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.
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When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.
"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"
Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
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The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
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A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public
I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!
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A dildo that is glittery for the gays
dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch
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