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When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.
Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.
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A girl that has questionable morality and several STDS.
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The act of having an enormously large unhuman sized shlong
'I really would like a dirty Josh right now'
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A woman that pretends to be vanilla so she can lure unsuspecting men into her dungeon - where she crucifies them, covers them in peanut butter and jelly, and has her friends lick them clean while she masturbates in the corner.
A Dirty Antonia will tell you she's a gentle flower, but she's a Great White and will fuck you up in the bedroom.
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The Dirty Pico is when one defecates into the vaginal opening of a woman and the person who just recently defecated, eats the fecal matter out of the vagina. Spoons are optional.
-The Dirty Pico is one of the most distgusting things i've ever heard!
-Yeah, your mom liked it last night!
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A Dirty Seb is when a male produces such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.
I got charged for man-slaughter the other day, I accidentally pulled a Dirty Seb on her. The funeral is next Saturday, but I’m not allowed to attend.
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When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
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