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A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.
So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.
It was a Boost Douche.
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Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.
Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?
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n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
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The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them
"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"
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A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it
whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond
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Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.
Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.
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