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Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

187๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them

"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"

by Fireman Don March 16, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Booty Douche

A mad case of Diarrhea.

Man, Rhea, I got the booty douche, again!

by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž