Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?
He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!
The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.
"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil
This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.
Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.
William Edwards Jr is a 17 Year old football player for Southern Wayne High school located in Dudley North Carolina.
Did you see that touchdown William Edwards Jr had?
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The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.
Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
Having someone else prevent you from doing something, then getting absolutely obliterated, then being blamed for what they did
Blud made me pull a Edward Rydz-Smigly, I canβt believe it