The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.
Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
William Edwards Jr is a 17 Year old football player for Southern Wayne High school located in Dudley North Carolina.
Did you see that touchdown William Edwards Jr had?
A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege
You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump
The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.
"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil
Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere
“Woah look at him he’s not good”
“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞
Kevin Edward Sargent is my boyfriend.