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A guitarist who's so insanely good, without ever really trying, that he's obviously compensating for latent homosexual urges. Rarely seen with a girlfriend, despite amazing shredding skills.
Mike: "Matt's an incredible guitarist, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend? The chicks obviously dig him. With skillz like that he outta be getting laid every night!"
Chris: "Matt's gotta be a guitar fag."
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When any number of males, generally 2 - 5 all like one female. So they all try to win her over by acting like dickheads to their other mates (getting violent, trying to bring each other down verbally etc.) They see it as striving to be the alpha male in the group who like her by making their dominance apparent to the other lads that like the girl. None will ever admit defeat but will just keep making arses of themselves. It's proper funny though.
If in the presence of Alpha Fag behaviour, one should scratch ones ear to alert others to the entertainment. But whatever happenes, do not alert the alpha fags, it's funnier that way.
It's only Alpha Fag if the feelings are not returned.
Can also replace "Tig" so whover is on, is the alpha fag.
Jamie-"Kathys coming round tonight!"
Avery-"Haha great, reckon we'll see Shaun and Tommy Alpha faggin'?"
Jamie-"God man!, What a fucking Alpha fag! Can't he tell she doesn't like him and that hes juut making him self look retarded!!"
Avery- "Whys Jamie scratching his ear? OHH WE GOT SOME ALPHA FAG SHIT GOIN ON!"
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One who continuesly uses their cell phone for talking, texing, taking pictures, checking the time or just playing with the buttons.
Hey John stop being such a phone fag, put your phone away and watch the game.
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The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your penis with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.
that dude has no dick - it came off while he was pigeon fagging!
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Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.
Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.
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The middle urinal in a group of three.
Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
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