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When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology
"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"
"Shut up fake woke ass up."
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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"
"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."
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Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
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1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.
(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)
Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
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Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**
Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake
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A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.
Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.
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A fake friend is a person who acts like they are your friend, but then talk shit about you behind your back.
A fake friend would ditch you and leave you by yourself when you need them most.
Fake friends talk like your friend, but aren’t.
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