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flat -brimmed cap

This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.

Dude, you are totally Santa Cruz with your flat -brimmed cap for an 8 year old.

by USucka March 28, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel June 30, 2011


Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019


flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t November 7, 2008


Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020


Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!

by The Bizzle 1978 March 17, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž