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suck it 'til you fuck it

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.

I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !

by Virgin Suicides July 16, 2017

109๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


What are you fucking gay?

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by Asia fucker September 4, 2016

48๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

by Suckmydixk666 August 1, 2017

2157๐Ÿ‘ 1232๐Ÿ‘Ž


You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Are you fucking my dick?!

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

by wissstates10 May 20, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hey, you fucking asshole.

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.

"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

by Jolee Bindo May 16, 2005

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