go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

Go by float

Go with the flow.

How are you going to get by with a broken shoulder from cycling?

Go by float!

To go Muslim

It means to intentionally give up all worries and hesitations to get completely engrossed in an object, or a task.

This phrase stems from the literal definition of "Islam," which means to completely submit to the will of the superpower in Arabic language.

The kids went Muslim on their first Halloween trick or treat event in Grandpa's neighborhood! They hauled at least 50 lbs of candy!

It's finally sunny in San Francisco! I am wearing my crop top and short shorts, for I am going muslim for Sun! Want to join me, Tiffany?

You have to go muslim on a magic mushroom trip in the park, or it will be all muscular cramps and bad moments! Embrace your sensations! Love them and enjoy!

ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.

Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go

Going in dry

Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.

"Brace yourself baby, I'm going in dry..."

go choke

Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.

Justin: lol bro u suck

Jessica: go choke Justin

going shinobi

When somebody farts and you have to pull your shirt over your nose.

"If you just farted, I'm going Shinobi, man"