The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.
If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon
Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you donβt have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I donβt got anything
Mike: donβt worry I have a emergency goon kit
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The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in
Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!
Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: Youβre a top goon fs
aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy
carti drop the album already
I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods
OHHHH YESSSSS I JUST WON THE GOONING COMPETITION BY skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning
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