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A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy
carti drop the album already
I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
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skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods
OHHHH YESSSSS I JUST WON THE GOONING COMPETITION BY skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning
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When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.
Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro
When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.
Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend