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The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.
The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.
Easter grass is slang word for marijuana, coming from the eastern side of virginia.
"Have you kids found a little bag with grass in it?"
"No but we have some easter grass"
You are not dead and buried yet
As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around
the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.
"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.
Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.
Craig: hey John!
John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯
A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.
“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely