When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.
the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.
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The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
when you light her tampon string on fire to light the fuse and explode the tampon inside her
her:my period is bad better change my tampon
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
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