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A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
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Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken
Once Kendall had hit the ground from his faulty parachute jump, it was obvious, he need some milk.
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Originating in the Harry Potter book series, this term represents a generic villain, or "bad guy," whose name bespeaks evil to such an extent that it should not be spoken aloud.
I've heard that 'He-who-must-not-be-named' is up to no good again!
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One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.
In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches
"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"
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Something that people (particularly women) say when they don’t know their self-worth. He doesn’t know where home is, he’s lost. Let him go, baby.
Friend 1: Just found out my man was messing with Jada again
Friend 2: Girl, this like the 5th time he’s cheated on you, what the hell. Why can’t you just break up with him, he obviously don’t care about you
Friend 2: Whatever, he only fucks with these other hoes cus he’s bored. at the end of the day, he knows where home is
Friend 2: LMFAOOO you sure about that???
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a guy that is hella hot and you would have sex with him.
friend #1: that guy is so hot
friend #2: he could like get it
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