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The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...
...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!
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Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.
The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
Used to describe a lady well endowed in the breast department walking past.
"I say, her comes Daphne from accounts"
"Yes, and I see it's still a dead heat in the Airship race"
Airship race (dead heat in the)
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Another name for defication or bowel movement.
Man, lemme go to the bathroom so I can drop these heat rocks.
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When you get really angry and witty mode over a game
"Dont get heated over stumble guys"
Miami Heat players who fake fouls miserably. They sometimes fall or pretend to be hurt when near other players.
A. Did you see Dwayne Wade?
B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...
BYOG.
Bring Yo' Own Gun, mutha-fucka.
"Yo cuz, yo' know this part-ay is BYOG, you'll get iced unless you 'pack your own heat'."
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