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In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
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A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
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A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.
We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
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The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
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People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.
(i guess it is a New England thing)
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The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
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for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless
Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...
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