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National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.
Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week
The week of Mother's Day to the week after where Running backs get rewarded for their hard work in football games
John: Hey Justin, I got you a present for Running Back Appreciation Week!
Justin: Oh thanks John!
John: No problem Justin
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National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!
The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.
On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.
The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.
If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
I tried straight edge some time, but now I am doing the 3-day-weed-week.
There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.
Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.
Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.
furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.
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