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The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.
“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans
Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.
Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!
I know it was sick!!
On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!
Behave like a despicable nimrod.
After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.
A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.
When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday