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Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 20, 2019


brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash August 3, 2015


boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 18, 2014


pp brain

A pp brain is when a person is stupid in the head

It could also mean craving pp or having a dirty mind

fam, why you always having a pp brain smh

by jackwasactuallytaken November 24, 2021


Venthyr Brain

Sudden onset Venthyr brain can occur when a player (typically parse oriented) makes the decision to join the Venthyr covenant. This decision can lead to rapidly decaying brain matter that severely effects performance in raid encounters.

Symptoms can include: Constant complaining, recurring deaths, overusage of power infusion, and lack of movement.

Battle res Faun again, Venthyr Brain man...

by Novath August 23, 2021


bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.

'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'

by bag brain July 16, 2014


finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 11, 2020