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When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.
“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”
When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.
Ex.2
"It's up in the cupboard!"
He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"
He has his man ears on.
The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...
Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...
It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago
I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before
Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?