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April 18th is the day you send noodles to someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could send noodles to would be your, family, friends, colleagues, boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy International Send Noodles Day!
*sends noodles to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy International Send Noodles Day to you too!
*sends noodles to Person 1*
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In this day you can choose a person to send you nudes
If not they should take you to a restaurant in 24 hours
Happy international send nudes day
Awww really I don't want to do it
So take me out for food
Ok
Or
Happy international send nudes day
Oh "sending nudes"
U are pretty "sending nudes back"
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On April the 6th every year you are supposed to slap a a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam that ass nice by the way it’s international ass slapping day so you know what I need to do.
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When all the men in the world decide to be assholes and whine like bitches about everything, all on the same day
Girl one "...and he's being such an ass today."
Girl two " yeah Lucas and my dad are too."
Girl one " It must be international male PMS day"
Girl two " Ah damn"
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A gay, long way of saying the ISSE...
Example One:
Idiot Fucktard: "I'm so excited, I'm going to the International Secondary School Eindhoven now!!"
Stoner: "Shut the FUCK up you STUPID fuck!! its called the fucking ISSE!!!"
Idiot Fucktard: -runs away crying-
Stoner: -laughs, rolls a joint and smokes some edu-
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November 4th is the international bully Kia day where you’re allowed to bully your friend named Kia.
Oh yes today is finally November 4th and i can finally bully my friend Kia.
yes i’ve been waiting for the International bully kia day.
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internal butt rape is something to say randomly when someone annoys you
gay person:screw you ya fag
yourself: go get internal butt rape in the ass you penipple
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