A small ghetto hick town in the "UP"(upper penisula) the people from this town are generally older and extremly fat. This may be due to the fact that Iron Mountain has virtually every fast food resturant known to exist. The residents are also extremly creepy, handing out fashion advice and health tips, even though they are constantly eating fast food and are dressed like gay mountain men. Iron Mountain should be advoided by all normal non-red neck, people.
small town named Iron Mountain in Michigan
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Not the Marvel Hero but a sexual thing where you fist a woman using only an iron from the closet.
Girl 1: My Vagina Hurts So Much
Girl 2: Why what did he do this time
Girl 1: HE used the Iron Fist
Girl 2: Wow sounds painfull
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Place a horse bit in her mouth that you can yank on while giving it to her from behind! She'll be handcuffed and bucking around the room while you enjoy your seahorse sweety!
Shut that cocksucker or I'm gonna Iron Seahorse you baby!
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What you call someone with a metal plate in their body, primarily the face/skull, often used when the person was severely beat up, resulting in the plate being put in.
Also used as "Iron Manned", as a past-tense verb, or "Iron Manning" as a present tense.
"Did you hear what happened to Marcus? He got stomped out. He had to go the hospital...they put a metal plate in his face."
"Damn.....that nigga got Iron Manned."
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guy 1:Omg why cant i score tonight
guy 2:Are you not getting owt?
guy 1:Only flat irons
guy 2: Ouchhhh
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A groupe of gnar gnar skiiers and snowboarders that shred the east coast... yes we are your heros!
Woah.. the iron lung kids are soo sick!
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When you rim a midget while he is sitting on your face
I met up with a midget I met on growler.com and put him in the Iron Throne.
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